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Linux Work:  621 of 630

    The optimum committee has no members.
    Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of
    turning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold.
    Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
    The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work
    is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed
    The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion,
    the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give
    the data authenticity.
        -- Norman Augustine
Linux Work:  622 of 630

    The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar
    contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.  If all the
    proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other
    at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
    Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect.
    The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
    The early bird gets the worm.
    The early worm ... gets eaten.
    Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of
    the year -- in either direction.
    Most projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.
        -- Norman Augustine
Linux Work:  623 of 630

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.  Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
        -- Snoopy
Linux Work:  624 of 630

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
Linux Work:  625 of 630

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
        -- Joseph E. Levine
Linux Work:  626 of 630

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
        -- Norman Douglas
Linux Work:  627 of 630

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
        -- Superchicken
Linux Work:  628 of 630

You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the
Titanic had paying customers.
Linux Work:  629 of 630

You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
        -- J. Wellington Wells
Linux Work:  630 of 630


Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says:  "Before I took this course I used to be
a lowly bit twiddler.  Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really
important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."

Mr. Watkins had this to say:  "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
to was a dead-end job as a engineer.  Now I have a promising future and
make really big Zorkmids."

MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.

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