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Fortune: 14 - 23 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  14 of 548

Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
 
Linux Zippy:  15 of 548

Am I SHOPLIFTING?
 
Linux Zippy:  16 of 548

America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...
 
Linux Zippy:  17 of 548

An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
 
Linux Zippy:  18 of 548

An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
 
Linux Zippy:  19 of 548

An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
 
Linux Zippy:  20 of 548

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  21 of 548

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
 
Linux Zippy:  22 of 548

Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
 
Linux Zippy:  23 of 548

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