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Linux Zippy:  165 of 548

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
INSTRUCTIONS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  166 of 548

I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
 
Linux Zippy:  167 of 548

I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  168 of 548

I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
 
Linux Zippy:  169 of 548

I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
 
Linux Zippy:  170 of 548

I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!!
 
Linux Zippy:  171 of 548

I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
 
Linux Zippy:  172 of 548

I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
 
Linux Zippy:  173 of 548

I invented skydiving in 1989!
 
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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