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Linux Zippy:  127 of 548

HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
 
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HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
 
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I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
 
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I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.
 
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I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
 
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I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
 
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I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
 
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I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
 
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I am NOT a nut....
 
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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