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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  358 of 548

My vaseline is RUNNING...
 
Linux Zippy:  359 of 548

NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!
 
Linux Zippy:  360 of 548

NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They're VOIDED -- They
COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They
did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but
they were OFF-KEY ...
 
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NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
 
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
 
Linux Zippy:  363 of 548

Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ... in PAIN!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  364 of 548

Now I am depressed ...
 
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Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
 
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Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
 
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Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
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