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Linux Zippy:  274 of 548

I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
 

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I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
 

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I'm wet!  I'm wild!
 

Linux Zippy:  277 of 548

I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS!
 

Linux Zippy:  278 of 548

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
 

Linux Zippy:  279 of 548

I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
 

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I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
 

Linux Zippy:  281 of 548

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
 

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... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
 

Linux Zippy:  283 of 548

If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
 

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