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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  278 of 548

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
 
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I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
 
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I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
 
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I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
 
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... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
 
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If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
 
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
 
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If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
 
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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
 
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If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
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