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Linux Zippy:  286 of 548

If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
 
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If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
 
Linux Zippy:  288 of 548

If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
 
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... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
 
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If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
 
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if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
 
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
 
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??
 
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
 
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In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
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