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Linux Zippy:  430 of 548

... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
OYSTER!  Yum!
 
Linux Zippy:  431 of 548

The Korean War must have been fun.
 
Linux Zippy:  432 of 548

... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
 
Linux Zippy:  433 of 548

The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  434 of 548

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
 
Linux Zippy:  435 of 548

The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!  But they went to MARS
around 1953!!
 
Linux Zippy:  436 of 548

The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU ...
 
Linux Zippy:  437 of 548

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS.   I'm very probably wrong.
 
Linux Zippy:  438 of 548

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
 
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There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
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