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Linux Zippy:  337 of 548

MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
 
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MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
 
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!!  That was GOOD!!  For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
WHEAT BUN!!
 
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Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of
the INDONESIAN archipelago?
 
Linux Zippy:  341 of 548

My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
 
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My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
 
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!!
 
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My EARS are GONE!!
 
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My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!!
 
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My haircut is totally traditional!
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