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Linux Zippy:  84 of 548

FOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
 
Linux Zippy:  85 of 548

for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
 
Linux Zippy:  86 of 548

Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
 
Linux Zippy:  87 of 548

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  88 of 548

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
 
Linux Zippy:  89 of 548

Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!
 
Linux Zippy:  90 of 548

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
 
Linux Zippy:  91 of 548

Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  92 of 548

Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
 
Linux Zippy:  93 of 548

GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
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