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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  423 of 548

Tex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me to
Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
 
Linux Zippy:  424 of 548

Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
 
Linux Zippy:  425 of 548

Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
 
Linux Zippy:  426 of 548

The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!
 
Linux Zippy:  427 of 548

The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!
 
Linux Zippy:  428 of 548

The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
 
Linux Zippy:  429 of 548

The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...
 
Linux Zippy:  430 of 548

... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
OYSTER!  Yum!
 
Linux Zippy:  431 of 548

The Korean War must have been fun.
 
Linux Zippy:  432 of 548

... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
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