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Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-- Alan Watts
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Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into keyboard.
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Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.
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Tussman's Law:
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks
Did gyre and gimble in their cave
All mimsy was the CS-VAX
And Cory raths outgrabe.
"Beware the software rot, my son!
The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!
Beware the broken pipe, and shun
The frumious system crash!"
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'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period
preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And
throughout our place of residence,
Kinetic activity was not in evidence among the
possessors of this potential, including that
species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.
Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward
edge of the woodburning caloric apparatus,
Pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an
imminent visitation from an eccentric
philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations
is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus ...
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Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
-- Walt Kelly
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Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.
-- Howard Kandel
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