Freebsd Fortunes: 1040 of 3566 |
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1041 of 3566 |
Forgetfulness, n.:
A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their
destitution of conscience.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1042 of 3566 |
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1043 of 3566 |
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1044 of 3566 |
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS! #6
RAZORBACK: Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min.
One of the great Australian films of the early 1980's, and
arguably the best movie ever made about a large, man-eating
hog. Some violence. With Gregory Harrison.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1045 of 3566 |
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samuri
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1046 of 3566 |
fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate:
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
"Hey you, get off my plate"
-- Roger Midnight
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1047 of 3566 |
Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week:
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1048 of 3566 |
Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month):
Don't Write On Walls!
(and underneath)
You want I should type?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1049 of 3566 |
Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky):
No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this
State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed
with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females
weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it
apply to female horses.
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