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If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1
passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
-- T. Cheatham
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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four
hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where
it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulden
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1479 of 3566 |
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake
him up.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1480 of 3566 |
If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1481 of 3566 |
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have
dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to
maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it
must drop. The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.
-- Donald A. Metz
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1482 of 3566 |
"If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good
attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to
playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win --
unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager
can make goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?"
-- Sparky Anderson
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1483 of 3566 |
If all be true that I do think,
There be Five Reasons why one should Drink;
Good friends, good wine, or being dry,
Or lest we should be by-and-by,
Or any other reason why.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1484 of 3566 |
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular
error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1485 of 3566 |
If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot
platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave
that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
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