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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Silently scheming,
Sightlessly seeking
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
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"See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a way ..."
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Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills.
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Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
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Seminars, n.:
From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
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Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would
notify you if the record has pornographic material or
material glorifying violence?"
Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me."
Frank Zappa: "I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's
legs on the album cover is good indication that it's
not for little Johnny."
-- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock
lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985
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Senate, n.:
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and
misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Serenity through viciousness.
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Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
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