Freebsd Fortunes: 984 of 3566 |
Famous last words:
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Freebsd Fortunes: 985 of 3566 |
Famous last words:
(1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
(2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
(3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
(4) We won't need reservations.
(5) It's always sunny there this time of the year.
(6) Don't worry, it's not loaded.
(7) They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 986 of 3566 |
Famous last words:
(1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
(2) "You and what army?"
(3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be
a cop."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 987 of 3566 |
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life
forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches
are a pretty neat idea ...
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 988 of 3566 |
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Freebsd Fortunes: 989 of 3566 |
Fats Loves Madelyn
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Freebsd Fortunes: 990 of 3566 |
Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions ...
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Freebsd Fortunes: 991 of 3566 |
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 992 of 3566 |
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you
live.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 993 of 3566 |
Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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