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If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1545 of 3566 |
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1546 of 3566 |
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1547 of 3566 |
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1548 of 3566 |
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1549 of 3566 |
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1550 of 3566 |
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1551 of 3566 |
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was
yesterday?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1552 of 3566 |
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter
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