Freebsd Fortunes: 1967 of 3566 |
Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
anyway.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1968 of 3566 |
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1969 of 3566 |
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1970 of 3566 |
Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1971 of 3566 |
Lysistrata had a good idea.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1972 of 3566 |
"MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into
the smallest amount of thoughts."
-- Winston Churchill
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1973 of 3566 |
Machine-Independent, adj.:
Does not run on any existing machine.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1974 of 3566 |
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate,
and play games -- but not with pleasure.
-- Leo Rosten
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1975 of 3566 |
Mad, adj.:
Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1976 of 3566 |
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W. C. Fields
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