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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1445 of 3566 |
I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1446 of 3566 |
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1447 of 3566 |
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've
always worked for me."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1448 of 3566 |
IBM had a PL/I,
Its syntax worse than JOSS;
And everywhere this language went,
It was a total loss.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1449 of 3566 |
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1450 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1451 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1452 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I
snore."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1453 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in
`Y.'"
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