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"One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that
sometimes you must work under adverse conditions ... like a state of
sheer terror."
-- W. K. Hartmann
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One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a
new model.
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned
at the stake while the votes were being counted.
-- Thomas B. Reed
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One-Shot Case Study, n.:
The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes
green.
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On-line, adj.:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a
computer.
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Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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Only God can make random selections.
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Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to
use the editorial "we."
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Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
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