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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold
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All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of
every organism to live beyond its income.
-- Samuel Butler
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-- E. Rutherford
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"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands."
-- Saint Patrick
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All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
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All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you
can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper? Outside? What
if it rains?"
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La Rochefoucauld
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