Freebsd Fortunes: 2106 of 3566 |
Necessity is a mother.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2107 of 3566 |
Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2108 of 3566 |
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2109 of 3566 |
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2110 of 3566 |
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2111 of 3566 |
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2112 of 3566 |
Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to
change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually
fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators
have windows.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2113 of 3566 |
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2114 of 3566 |
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2115 of 3566 |
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
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