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The Third Law of Photography:
If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark
leaks out.
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics:
The First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break
even.
The Third Law: You can only break even at absolute zero.
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The trouble with a kitten is that
When it grows up, it's always a cat
-- Ogden Nash.
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing
more important to do.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
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The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
-- Ken Kesey
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The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And
vice versa.
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