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Join the march to save individuality!
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Jone's Law:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
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Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Jones's First Law:
Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction
to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their
original contribution.
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Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
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Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good
solutions seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires
one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the
winner. The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is
because neither side has all the facts. Therefore, when the wise
mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from political
motivation. Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the
whole truth.
-- Stephen R. Schwambach
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Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has
changed.
-- Irene Peter
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
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Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you
get a prompt, type like hell.
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