Freebsd Fortunes: 1857 of 3566 |
K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining;
Cobol's wordy and confining;
KOBOLDS topple when you strike them;
Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1858 of 3566 |
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to
wear tail lights.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1859 of 3566 |
Katz' Law:
Man and nations will act rationally when all other
possibilities have been exhausted.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1860 of 3566 |
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1861 of 3566 |
Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze
- Hellman's Mayonnaise
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1862 of 3566 |
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1863 of 3566 |
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1864 of 3566 |
Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:
(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
(2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than "Watch this!"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1865 of 3566 |
Keep your Eye on the Ball,
Your Shoulder to the Wheel,
Your Nose to the Grindstone,
Your Feet on the Ground,
Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now ... try to get something DONE!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1866 of 3566 |
Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most
automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the
numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. Rather, if the
driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the
dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will usually know
what's wrong."
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