Freebsd Fortunes: 2347 of 3566 |
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being
followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your
associates and people resent your flaunting of your power. You lack
confidence and you are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible
things to small animals.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2348 of 3566 |
PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the
American Express card and a weapon. The world is yours today, as
nobody else wants it. Your mortgage will be foreclosed. You will
probably get run over by a bus.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2349 of 3566 |
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
-- Don Marquis
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2350 of 3566 |
"Plaese porrf raed."
-- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2351 of 3566 |
Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
-- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer) "Venus on the Half
Shell"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2352 of 3566 |
Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill
them.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2353 of 3566 |
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic
table.
-- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2354 of 3566 |
Please ignore previous fortune.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2355 of 3566 |
Please take note:
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2356 of 3566 |
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out". Once punched
out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas,
and such.
-- N. Meyrowitz
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