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Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off of the TV screen.
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Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2399 of 3566 |
Pushing 40 is exercise enough.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2400 of 3566 |
Put no trust in cryptic comments.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2401 of 3566 |
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
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Putt's Law:
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2403 of 3566 |
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
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Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've
brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
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