Freebsd Fortunes: 1816 of 3566 |
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1817 of 3566 |
It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1818 of 3566 |
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which
raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody
not to.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1819 of 3566 |
It's the thought, if any, that counts!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1820 of 3566 |
I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.
I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.
-- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To the tune of
"Modern Major General", from "Pirates of Penzance",
by Gilbert & Sullivan)
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1821 of 3566 |
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1822 of 3566 |
I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was
this little hole in the bottom ...
-- John Croll
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1823 of 3566 |
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1824 of 3566 |
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1825 of 3566 |
I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.
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