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A system admin's life is a sorry one. The only advantage he has over
Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare. On the
other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with patients installing
new versions of their own innards!
-- Michael O'Brien
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A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
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A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention,
and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by
blowing first.
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A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
triangle.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
in students.
-- John Ciardi
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"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly."
-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
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A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play:
She sells C shells by the seashore.
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with.
-- Tennessee Williams
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