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... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *did* quote anybody in this
business, it probably would be gibberish.
-- Thom McLeod
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Freebsd Fortunes: 129 of 3566 |
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 130 of 3566 |
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 131 of 3566 |
" I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights
instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is
standing still ..."
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes: 132 of 3566 |
"... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was
supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which
actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ..."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning
Points in l'Amour"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 133 of 3566 |
... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with
the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls
asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ...
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 134 of 3566 |
... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM of a
KOSHER DELI!!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 135 of 3566 |
... indifference is a militant thing ... when it goes away it leaves
smoking ruins, where lie citizens bayonetted through the throat. It is
not a children's pastime like mere highway robbery.
-- Stephen Crane
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Freebsd Fortunes: 136 of 3566 |
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and
legally ... impeccable!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 137 of 3566 |
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
Alley!!
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