Linux Zippy
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Linux Zippy

Fortune: 277 - 286 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  277 of 548

I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS!
 
Linux Zippy:  278 of 548

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
 
Linux Zippy:  279 of 548

I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
 
Linux Zippy:  280 of 548

I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  281 of 548

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
 
Linux Zippy:  282 of 548

... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
 
Linux Zippy:  283 of 548

If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  284 of 548

If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
 
Linux Zippy:  285 of 548

If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
 
Linux Zippy:  286 of 548

If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
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