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Actor Real Name
Boris Karloff William Henry Pratt
Cary Grant Archibald Leach
Edward G. Robinson Emmanual Goldenburg
Gene Wilder Gerald Silberman
John Wayne Marion Morrison
Kirk Douglas Issur Danielovitch
Richard Burton Richard Jenkins Jr.
Roy Rogers Leonard Slye
Woody Allen Allen Stewart Konigsberg
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1056 of 1371 |
Actor: So what do you do for a living?
Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
dishes for Chinese restaurants.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1057 of 1371 |
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1058 of 1371 |
Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1059 of 1371 |
Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction. Proof by induction:
N=1. Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
only have one floor to go to.
Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the
induction hypothesis. If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you
and the elevator have only one choice, namely down. Therefore,
it is true for all N+1 floors.
QED.
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Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)
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ADA:
Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop
an ADA awareness.
-- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
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ADA:
Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."
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ADA, n.:
Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."
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Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
-- Ovid
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