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Linux People:  609 of 1231

Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches
over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow
His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that.  On the
other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their
religions.
                -- Benjamin Spock
 
Linux People:  610 of 1231

        Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode
into the saloon.  As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man
galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!  Run fer yer lives!"
        Suddenly, the saloon doors burst open.  An enormous man, standing over
eight feet tall and weighing an easy 400 pounds, rode in on a bull, using a
rattlesnake for a whip.  Grabbing the drifter by the arm and throwing him over
the bar, the giant thundered, "Gimme a drink!"
        The terrified man handed over a bottle of whiskey, which the man
guzzled in one gulp and then smashed on the bar.  He then stood aghast as
the man stuffed the broken bottle in his mouth, munched broken glass and
smacked his lips with relish.
        "Can I, ah, uh, get you another, sir?" the drifter stammered.
        "Naw, I gotta git outa here, boy," the man grunted.  "Big Mike's
a-comin'."
 
Linux People:  611 of 1231

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
                -- Charles D'Hericault
 
Linux People:  612 of 1231

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
                -- Louise Beal
 
Linux People:  613 of 1231

Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
 
Linux People:  614 of 1231

Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Linux People:  615 of 1231

Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
                -- Bergan Evans
 
Linux People:  616 of 1231

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
                -- Daniel Hudson Burnham
 
Linux People:  617 of 1231

Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
                -- Wernher von Braun
 
Linux People:  618 of 1231

Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
                -- Fred Allen
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