Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1969 of 2182 |
GRASSHOPPOTAMUS:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1970 of 2182 |
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
-- Joseph Alsop
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1971 of 2182 |
GRAVITY:
What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1972 of 2182 |
Gravity brings me down.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1973 of 2182 |
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1974 of 2182 |
Gray's Law of Programming:
'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be
accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1975 of 2182 |
Great acts are made up of small deeds.
-- Lao Tsu
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1976 of 2182 |
Great American Axiom:
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1977 of 2182 |
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his
place of residence.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1978 of 2182 |
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751
Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
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