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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1386 of 2182

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program
can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1387 of 2182

Every program has (at least) two purposes:
        the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1388 of 2182

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1389 of 2182

Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper ... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door.  Now all you have to do is
bend a disk.
                -- A member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
                   commenting on the benefits of using computers in support
                   of their movement.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1390 of 2182

Every successful person has had failures
but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1391 of 2182

Every suicide is a solution to a problem.
                -- Jean Baechler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1392 of 2182

Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1393 of 2182

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1394 of 2182

Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1395 of 2182

Every time you manage to close the door on
Reality, it comes in through the window.
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