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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are
quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not
very nice.
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ARIES (Mar.21 - Apr.19)
You are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person
and you should make many new friends, but you won't because you've
got a mean streak in you a mile wide.
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ARITHMETIC:
An obscure art no longer practiced in
the world's developed countries.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
-- Mickey Mouse
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ARMADILLO:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh
autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet
Union.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
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Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
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Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
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Arnold's Addendum:
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
1.) If it should exist, it doesn't.
2.) If it does exist, it's out of date.
3.) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws.
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