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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1347 of 2182

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
                -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1348 of 2182

Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only 2 cents a day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1349 of 2182

Events are not affected, they develop.
                -- Sri Aurobindo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1350 of 2182

Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1351 of 2182

Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's
bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1352 of 2182

Ever get the feeling that the world's
on tape and one of the reels is missing?
                -- Rich Little
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1353 of 2182

Ever notice that even the busiest people are
never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1354 of 2182

Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"?
Simple coincidence?
Maybe...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1355 of 2182

Ever Onward!  Ever Onward!
That's the sprit that has brought us fame.
We're big but bigger we will be,
We can't fail for all can see, that to serve humanity
Has been our aim.
Our products now are known in every zone.
Our reputation sparkles like a gem.
We've fought our way thru
And new fields we're sure to conquer, too
For the Ever Onward IBM!
                -- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1356 of 2182

Ever Onward!  Ever Onward!
We're bound for the top to never fall,
Right here and now we thankfully
Pledge sincerest loyalty
To the corporation that's the best of all
Our leaders we revere and while we're here,
Let's show the world just what we think of them!
So let us sing men -- Sing men
Once or twice, then sing again
For the Ever Onward IBM!
                -- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook
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