Freebsd Fortunes 3

Ferguson's Precept:
        A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

Fertility is hereditary.  If your parents
didn't have any children, neither will you.

Fess:   Well, you must admit there is something innately humorous about
        a man chasing an invention of his own halfway across the galaxy.
Rod:    Oh yeah, it's a million yuks, sure.  But after all, isn't that the
        basic difference between robots and humans?
Fess:   What, the ability to form imaginary constructs?
Rod:    No, the ability to get hung up on them.
                -- Christopher Stasheff, "The Warlock in Spite of Himself"

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
                -- Mark Twain

Fidelity, n:
        A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
                -- Stevenson, "Treasure Island"

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

File cabinet:
        A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.

filibuster, n:
        Throwing your wait around.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
                -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth