Freebsd Fortunes 3

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone
in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
                -- O. Wilde

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
        You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  You are
        quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.  You are not
        very nice.

ARIES (Mar.21 - Apr.19)
        You are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person
        and you should make many new friends, but you won't because you've
        got a mean streak in you a mile wide.

ARITHMETIC:
        An obscure art no longer practiced in
        the world's developed countries.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
                -- Mickey Mouse

ARMADILLO:
        To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh
autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet
Union.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke

Armor's Axiom:
        Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.

Armstrong's Collection Law:
        If the check is truly in the mail,
        it is surely made out to someone else.