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Goodbye, cool world.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1949 of 2182 |
Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with
tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human
misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known
that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to
my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised
my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the
holy words, "Heil Hitler!"
-- George Lincoln Rockwell
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1950 of 2182 |
Gordon's Law:
If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1951 of 2182 |
gossip, n:
Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1952 of 2182 |
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1953 of 2182 |
Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":
1-800-AUDITME
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1954 of 2182 |
Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1955 of 2182 |
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,
I went out for a ride and never came back.
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing,
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going.
Everybody's got a hungry heart.
Everybody's got a hungry heart.
Lay down your money and you play your part,
Everybody's got a hungry heart.
I met her in a Kingstown bar,
We fell in love, I knew it had to end.
We took what we had and we ripped it apart,
Now here I am down in Kingstown again.
Everybody needs a place to rest,
Everybody wants to have a home.
Don't make no difference what nobody says,
Ain't nobody likes to be alone.
-- Bruce Springsteen, "Hungry Heart"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1956 of 2182 |
Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
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Gourmet, n:
Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or
revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're
leaving the best part.
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