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He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband
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He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
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He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.
-- Scottish proverb.
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He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.
-- B. Franklin
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He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
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He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.
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He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
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He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2151 of 2182 |
He thought he saw an albatross
That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was
A penny postage stamp.
"You'd best be getting home," he said,
"The nights are rather damp."
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