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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  796 of 2182

CONSULTANT:
        [From con "to defraud, dupe, swindle," or, possibly, French con
        (vulgar) "a person of little merit" + sult elliptical form of
        "insult."]  A tipster disguised as an oracle, especially one who
        has learned to decamp at high speed in spite of a large briefcase
        and heavy wallet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  797 of 2182

CONSULTANT:
        Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a
        lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  798 of 2182

Consultants are mystical people who ask a
company for a number and then give it back to them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  799 of 2182

CONSULTATION:
        Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  800 of 2182

Contemporary American feminism's simplistic psychology is illustrated by
the new cliche of the date-rape furor:  "`No' always means `no'."  Will
we ever graduate from the Girl Scouts?  "No" has always been, and always
will be, part of the dangerous alluring courtship ritual of sex and
seduction, observable even in the animal kingdom.
                -- Camille Paglia, NY Times, Dec. 14 1990, Op Ed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  801 of 2182

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  802 of 2182

Convention is the ruler of all.
                -- Pindar
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  803 of 2182

CONVERSATION:
        A vocal competition in which the one who
        is catching his breath is called the listener.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  804 of 2182

Conversation enriches the understanding,
but solitude is the school of genius.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  805 of 2182

Conway's Law:
        In any organization there will always be one person who knows
        what is going on.

        This person must be fired.
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