Freebsd Fortunes 3

design, v:
        What you regret not doing later on.

Desist from enumerating your fowl
prior to their emergence from the shell.

Despite all appearances, your boss
is a thinking, feeling, human being.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
the table.
                -- The Anarchist Cookbook

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
                -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows"

Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.

DeVries' Dilemma:
        If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
        the one you don't want hits the paper.

Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
                -- L. Ron Hubbard

Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
        Some do, some don't.

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?

Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?