Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1956 of 2182 |
Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1957 of 2182 |
Gourmet, n:
Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or
revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're
leaving the best part.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1958 of 2182 |
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.
-- Lao Tsu
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1959 of 2182 |
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any
more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't
know much.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1960 of 2182 |
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know
any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he
doesn't know much.
-- Will Rogers
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1961 of 2182 |
Government's Law:
There is an exception to all laws.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1962 of 2182 |
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board.
-- Princess Leia Organa
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1963 of 2182 |
Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1964 of 2182 |
Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1965 of 2182 |
Graduate students and most professors are
no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
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