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It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five
straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But it takes
Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.
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It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
-- Lloyd Kaufman,
producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"
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It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
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It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson
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It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.
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It isn't easy being green.
-- Kermit the Frog
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It isn't easy being the parent of a six-year-old. However, it's a pretty
small price to pay for having somebody around the house who understands
computers.
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be
unhappy.
-- Groucho Marx
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