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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1318 of 2327

I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1319 of 2327

I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say "I've
just had a good war.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1320 of 2327

I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1321 of 2327

I'm glad I was not born before tea.
                -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1322 of 2327

I'm glad that I'm an American,
I'm glad that I am free,
But I wish I were a little doggy,
And McGovern were a tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1323 of 2327

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.

> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
  is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1324 of 2327

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1325 of 2327

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1326 of 2327

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
                -- John Foreman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1327 of 2327

I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
                -- Bob Hope
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