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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1237 of 2327

If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having
done its damage.  If it was bad, it will be back.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1238 of 2327

If you want me to be a good little bunny
just dangle some carats in front of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1239 of 2327

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1240 of 2327

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
                -- Don Marquis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1241 of 2327

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1242 of 2327

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1243 of 2327

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1244 of 2327

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
                -- Alan King
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1245 of 2327

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
                -- Harry Blackstone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1246 of 2327

If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the
Constitution.  It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.
Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory
containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with
the word "National".
                -- George Will
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