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I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
-- John Denver
[I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 796 of 2327 |
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 797 of 2327 |
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- Groucho Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 798 of 2327 |
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
-- Princess Leia Organa
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 799 of 2327 |
I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even
feel it.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 800 of 2327 |
I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 801 of 2327 |
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Heller
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 802 of 2327 |
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 803 of 2327 |
I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 804 of 2327 |
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
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