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Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday, when the following will be closed:
* Governmental offices
* Post offices
* Libraries
* Schools
* Banks
* Parts of Palm Beach
and the mind of Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina.
-- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 84 of 2327 |
Herth's Law:
He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
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He's been like a father to me,
He's the only DJ you can get after three,
I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band,
And why he don't like me I don't understand.
-- The Byrds
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 86 of 2327 |
He's dead, Jim.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 87 of 2327 |
He's got the heart of a little child,
and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 88 of 2327 |
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 89 of 2327 |
He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.
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He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of
his opinion. It's up to you to cast it into a void or not.
-- Phil Lapsley
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He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
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Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.
If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
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