Freebsd Fortunes 4

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
                -- Tom McGuane

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
                -- August Strindberg

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
                -- Art Buchwald

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
                -- Rita Rudner

I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then
someone takes them away.
                -- Nancy Mitford

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.
It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
                -- Schulz

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
                -- Walt Disney