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"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
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Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
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Life is like a sewer.
What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
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Life is like a tin of sardines.
We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2230 of 2327 |
Life is like an egg stain on your chin --
you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
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Life is like an onion: you peel it off
one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
-- Carl Sandburg
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2232 of 2327 |
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after
layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2233 of 2327 |
Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was
going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then
being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2234 of 2327 |
Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're
the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2235 of 2327 |
Life is not for everyone.
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