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I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
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I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 405 of 2327 |
I enjoy the time that we spend together.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 406 of 2327 |
I exist, therefore I am paid.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 407 of 2327 |
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 408 of 2327 |
I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 409 of 2327 |
I fell asleep reading a dull book,
and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 410 of 2327 |
I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an
honest difference of opinion.
- Isaac Asimov
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 411 of 2327 |
I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts.
I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 412 of 2327 |
I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
-- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
just shot.
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