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Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
area of misunderstanding.
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Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible.
They should all fail the same way.
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Law of Probable Dispersal:
Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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Law of the Jungle:
He who hesitates is lunch.
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Law of the Yukon:
Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!
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Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
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