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It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and
they'll come out for it.
                -- Red Skelton, surveying the funeral of Hollywood mogul
                Harry Cohn

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.  The good ones
slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much
more.
                -- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"

It seems a little silly now, but this country
was founded as a protest against taxation.

It seems appropriate to me that Mapplethorpe's perverse images should
be situated so close to Congress, which perpetuates a number of
unnatural acts upon the body politic every day, without benefit of
artificial lubrication or foreplay.
                -- Pat Calafia's review of Camille Paglia's
                   "Sex, Art and American Culture"

It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
                -- Chris Torek

It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
language named "research student".

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how
to love with authority.  Women are simple souls who like simple things,
and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give.  ...  Our family
airedale will come clear across the yard for one pat on the head.  The
average wife is like that.
                -- Episcopal Bishop James Pike

It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.