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Today is the last day of your life so far.
 
Linux Fortunes:  185 of 433

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
 
Linux Fortunes:  186 of 433

Today is what happened to yesterday.
 
Linux Fortunes:  187 of 433

Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Linux Fortunes:  188 of 433

Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
 
Linux Fortunes:  189 of 433

Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
 
Linux Fortunes:  190 of 433

Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
 
Linux Fortunes:  191 of 433

Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
 
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Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
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Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
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