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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
-- Lewis Grizzard
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Sex is about as important as a cheese sandwich. But a cheese sandwich,
if you ain't got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.
-- Ian Dury
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Sex is an emotion in motion.
-- Mae West
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"Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is
for diet Coke."
-- Malcolm DacDougall
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2083 of 2298 |
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2084 of 2298 |
Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad,
it's still darn tasty!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2085 of 2298 |
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are
unimportant.
-- Henry Miller
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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M.C. Reed
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the
most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore
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