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Shift to the left,
Shift to the right,
Mask in, mask out,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
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SHIFT TO THE LEFT!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2130 of 2298 |
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2131 of 2298 |
Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
comments:
"Truly a woman of the times. These times, those times..."
"A Renaissance woman. Why in 1432..."
"A man for all seasons. Really..."
After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful
it was to "get it together" again, presumably referring to having her now dead
body join her long dead brain.
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Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high,
they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.
-- Terry Southern
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2133 of 2298 |
Short people get rained on last.
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Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
-- Martin Mull
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Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
-- Leo Durocher
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll
show you a man who playing golf with his boss.
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Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
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