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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
-- Publilius Syrus
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Prototype designs always work.
-- Don Vonada
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prototype, n.
First stage in the life cycle of a computer product, followed by
pre-alpha, alpha, beta, release version, corrected release version,
upgrade, corrected upgrade, etc. Unlike its successors, the
prototype is not expected to work.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1489 of 2298 |
Providence New Jersey is one of the few cities
where Velveeta cheese appears on the gourmet shelf.
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Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Pryor's Observation:
How long you live has nothing to do
with how long you are going to be dead.
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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"
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Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body.
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Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself
a therapy.
-- Karl Kraus
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
-- C.G. Jung
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psychologist, n:
Someone who watches everyone else when an attractive woman walks
into a room.
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