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Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.
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Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
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Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system. Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space. It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
-- System V.2 administrator's guide
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Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
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MALPRACTICE:
The reason surgeons wear masks.
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MAN:
An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he
is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief
occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species,
which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest
the whole habitable earth and Canada.
-- A. Bierce
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Man and wife make one fool.
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Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun
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Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because
he has achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- while
all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good
time. But, conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were
far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.
-- D. Adams, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
-- Fred Allen
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